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The 2009 Boston Marathon was the 113rd running of the annual marathon race in Boston, United States and was held on April 20. The elite men's race was won by Ethiopia's Deriba Merga in a time of 2:08:42 hours and the women's race was won by Ethiopia's Salina Kosgei in 2:32:16.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Pajarito Mountain Ski Area","displaytitle":"Pajarito Mountain Ski Area","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q14706086","titles":{"canonical":"Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area","normalized":"Pajarito Mountain Ski Area","display":"Pajarito Mountain Ski Area"},"pageid":6239454,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Pajarito_Ski_Lodge_in_Summer.jpg/330px-Pajarito_Ski_Lodge_in_Summer.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Pajarito_Ski_Lodge_in_Summer.jpg","width":3072,"height":2304},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286011516","tid":"49016237-1b45-11f0-a173-92a407cf4f36","timestamp":"2025-04-17T04:34:44Z","description":"Ski resort in New Mexico, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":35.89416667,"lon":-106.39027778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pajarito_Mountain_Ski_Area"}},"extract":"Pajarito Mountain Ski Area (Pajarito) is located on the north face of Pajarito Mountain, one of the Jemez Mountains in north central New Mexico, west of Los Alamos. It is located on 850 acres (3.4 km2) of privately owned land. Pajarito Mountain is owned and operated by volunteers and Mountain Capital Partners. A typical season runs from Christmas to early April, but an outstanding season may run from Thanksgiving to late April. Pajarito now has a snowmaking system and it is producing snow. Season passes are available with discounts avai