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Olusola \"Sola\" Adejoke David-Borha, is the former chief executive (CEO) of Africa Regions at the Standard Bank Group, a position she retired from in 2021. Currently, she is the Chairman of the Board of Stanbic IBTC Holdings. She was the CEO of Stanbic IBTC Holdings until January 2017 and was deputy CEO and executive director of corporate & investment banking. She was the CEO of Stanbic IBTC Bank Plc from May 2011 to November 2012, and was head of investment banking for Africa. She is the vice chairman of the Nigerian Economic Summit Group since 2015. She joined the board of IBTC in July 1994. She has been a non-executive director of Coca-Cola HBC AG since June 2015. She was a director at Stanbic IBTC Holdings PLC from 1994 to March 2017. She is a member of the governing council of the Redeemer's University.
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