{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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